Canada

America's hat.

"Bet you wish your hat was as cool as this hat." America

"Fuck you." China

"What? Sorry, I was busy trying to get Alaska to stop hugging me, what I miss?" Canada

"*sniff* I have feelings too!" Mongolia

by osmo512 September 9, 2009

Canada

Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings?
Right on, eh?

Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp.
Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo!

by carmendunwoody May 13, 2005

Candace

The baddest bitch of em all. Lose her, and you’ll regret it. Trust me.

Yo! Who’s that girl over there. My gawd she’s perfect. She must be named Candace

by nocapstraightfacts January 17, 2021

Canadapologize

1. To offer an apology not intended to admit fault. Commonly made in Canada to avoid seeming rude.

"So, what did you do when that creepy guy hit on you?"

"I canadapologized for not being into men, and wished him luck."

by Kazarian June 13, 2012

Canada

It isn't real

"Hey man, wanna go to Canada?" "No, sorry man, I only go to real places."

by SwinkusDinkus December 11, 2016

Canada

Canada is a country to the North of the United States that is often stereotyped as overly kind, and that Canadians say "Sorry" too much.

Is being too kind really a thing?
No, it's not we just have manners.

Canadians are seen as enjoying the natural snow of our climate, but in reality we just deal with it because we ain't no pussies. The snow is a massive inconvenience, it's quite annoying.

Canada has free health care, the prime minister looks like a Disney prince, and weed is legal here.

1
Teacher: "Canada is the second largest country on earth, with only a population of a little over 30 million."
Student: "that's pretty neat"

2
Person 1: "Canada seems so cool!"
Person 2: "It is, what an amazing country".

by Local beyblade enthusiast November 29, 2018

Candace

Candace is one of the most amazing people you would meet. She is very straight-forward about everything and is very beautiful on the inside and out. If you ever get to be friends with a Candace consider yourself to be very lucky. She would cry if you did and she would be with you every step of the way so whatever you do don't let her go.

Person 1: Omg are you friends with Candace
Person 2: Yessss
Person 1: Can you introduce me?
Person 2: Yeah ofc she would love you

by Jazzzie October 4, 2020