sperm burping butt pirate

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

sperm burping granny banger

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.

Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

purp (puke burp)

Like a shart but the other way around

Dude did u just purp (puke burp) ?

by Ass crack bandit April 29, 2016

Burp and Blow

noun. What a girl give to a guy. It’s a blrup and a bow.
verb. When a girl is giving a guy that good burp AND blow 😉😉

ex.
“ Ayo, Roger, I heard Annabella gave you that good Burp and Blow?”
“Nah man, I wish. I know her burp and blow is legendary though.”
“Oh for sure man. Listen to this tho… I’ve heard her blow needs a little work, but her burp is the stuff you here about in fairytales.”
“gahhh damn man. I only hope to be that blessed one day.🙏🏻“

by Lola Nana January 26, 2023

Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 21, 2018