Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

burritolive_

Burritolive_ is a pretty cool twitch streamer. Some people call him Tortilla Boy or Long Haired Idiot.

Burritolive_ just destroyed you in Bedwars, you are as dumb as burritolive_ LOL

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Burrito-beato

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 7, 2023

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023