budd dwyer

corrupt ass republican politician that sucked on a barrel of a .357 magnum on live tv in 1987. a joke on youtube and pop culture for the last 20 years. the morning before his wife told him "give them a piece of your mind, don't go shooting your mouth off." funny shit. college kids drill holes through coins and call it a budd dwyer commemorative.

bitches don't know bout' budd dwyer's televised suicide....somebody get that muthaphucka a tissue for his bloody nose. the song "hey man nice shot" from the band filter was about budd dwyer. he was an attention whore drama queen.

by Tien Duong December 26, 2007

budd dwyer

1987
pennsylvania state treasurer budd dwyer
republican found guilty of taking 300,000 dollars
of tax kickback money in a conspiracy...stealing thief...
he had a press conference the day before his conviction..jan. 22 1987
it was a cold snowy morning..
budd's wife told him "just give them a piece of your mind, don't go shooting your mouth off"
before the press conference
budd thought he was going to get 55 years in jail...
people thought he was resigning at the press conference...
bitches just didn't know..
after a while of rambling on stage..
in front of an audience and a live tv crew...
people thought he was resigning...
he rambled about how wrong our justice system was...
proclaiming his innocence..
he said he once voted for the death penalty...
and now he regretted it because now he understood
that the justice system could be wrong...and an innocent man could be guilty for a crime he didn't commit
dwyer said life had been like living in the twillight zone recently...
he rambled on and on...sweaty and nervous..
he began handing out envelopes with his suicide note in it..
then he pulled a .357 magnum out a manilla envelope
people didn't really notice for a few seconds
bitches started yelling
"no budd, budd, no"!
he told the camera crew to don't stop filming...
he told those who would be easily offended to leave the room...
budd fuckin dwyer didn't fuckin resign
so he put the gun to his mouth and blew his brains..
fell like a damn sack of fat bald potatoes
yelling, screaming...blood pouring from his nose, any body got a tissue?
bitches don't know bout no budd dwyer televised suicide
he didn't resign to die in office so his wife could get a million dollars...
a million dollars to pay all his damn court fees...
his co-conspirator got convicted the next day...
the co-conspirator was supposed to get 55 years like budd...
but only got 1 year in jail....but it got shorted to 7 months...
budd would have gotten 7 months too....but he didn't know...
budd's televised suicide became a joke for the next 20 years..
everyone laughs at the suicide footage
kids in PA drill holes in quarters and call it a budd dwyer commemerative
he exploited himself...
the video is on "faces of death", "bowling for columbine", youtube, google..
a shock value enthusiast novelty
everybody laughs at the video of budd having oral sex with a .357 magnum

budd dwyer is only known for his shocking televised suicide footage.

by eazy-x January 10, 2008

bddat!

i wanna tap that shit!

*cute girl walks by*
dude: bdddat!

by your mama March 27, 2004

BuddaBudda

Disp. An assiatic of ussually Arabic descent, prone to terrorist acts and living in caves. Obs. per. mimic of ungulation of Arabic Speech patterns.

I saw a truckload of BuddaBuddas get hit by a cluster bomb on CNN.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

buddakan

A word that is used to describe a woman’s genitalia. As used when talking to children to not be so vulgar.

“Son, you have a PP while your sister has a buddakan.”

by J-hodge November 2, 2017

Budabai

used in reggae and in some songs by sublime. eventually became a slang for marijuana.

time for my budabai, cuz its time to get high!

by triple 7 February 19, 2005

Budapest Cookie

The Budapest Cookie, sometimes known as the Buda and often mispronounced as Huda, is a cookie that tends to make mountains out of molehills. Occasionally this mountain is doubled, becoming a mountain range.

Oh no, those oreos are turning into a Budapest Cookie. Watch out, I hear it's deadly.

by skim_milk June 22, 2011