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boyfriend in training

The period in which a female will have a male she maybe interested in eventually will follow her around, and if she so chooses fool around with him.*But its okay cause they are "almost" dating* During this time the female will change him and mold him into whatever she wants in a guy. Then maybe if the guy doesn't fuck up too much she'll date him for real.
Me: Wow, are Joe and Lauren dating?
Mary: Not yet, he is still in training.
Griffin: *Whip sound*
Mary and Me: GRIFFIN!!!
by Ange de Agonie December 22, 2003
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ex-boyfriend

The boy you know you shouldn't like..
But you still do
I really wish he hadn't become my EX-boyfriend
by lafk December 29, 2006
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boyfriend

The sweetest boy you have ever known. This creature can often be seen holding hands with his female counterpart in its natural habitat; his hugs are considered cure-alls in the way of modern medicine; his ultimate concern is that he can make his female counterpart happy. See whipped.
Alex: Don't be sad. *hug*! I hate it when you're sad. If it means that much to you I won't drink at all.

Christine: Awwww. I love you! You're such a good boyfriend.
by julzmonkey December 14, 2006
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boffy

An amazing youtuber who made history by getting 400k subs in a month. Hates pitcows. Sometimes plays in VR like a 14year old. Freinds with tommyinnet.
Boffy is a good youtuber.
by BoffyYT November 14, 2019
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Being a Boyfriend

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.

2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.

3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.

4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.

5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009
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boffed

1. To have intercourse with a person as if by means of a boff.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.
1. Kieran boffed Sarah all night long.
2. Steve boffed in the crowded lecture theatre.
by Kieranishere November 2, 2005
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over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.
boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!
by iceman007 December 2, 2009
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