Berkeley

Once a beautiful little town with beautifully maintained houses that was absolutely destroyed in the sixties. The center of anarchy, flooded with smelly panhandlers, a city government run amuck, and a little University, who for a very brief period, had a good football team.

Once thought of as the center of creative, liberal thought, now a boring caricature of itself.

Home to the supression of free speech from anyone who believes in thoughtful dialog with reasoned arguments. Shouting and scull bashing is now the norm, with verbal discourse reminiscent of Year Zero In Cambodia, where "culture and traditions of a society must be completely destroyed or discarded".

Oh yea, Berkeley, Pathetic!

by learnfromhistory September 28, 2017

Berkeley

A dull, cliquish, mean-spirited, self-important and increasingly dilapidated town in the East Bay of California. Populated by angry white people in late middle age, many probably in the early stages of dementia. Once a bastion of spirited and principled left-wing advocacy its politics have morphed into something approaching a lazy right-wing caricature of "those crazy liberals."

Berkeley just erected a statue celebrating--guess who--themselves. Fucking Berkeley, man.

by boredinberkeley November 25, 2011

Borket

When someone fucks something up, you can use this term. Derived from the inbred Family

If someone drops something or even gives out a shit horse racing tip. You then say to the person. "BORKET!!!"

by bkts09 February 4, 2009

berkeley preparatory school

Where everyone wears vineyard vines and Tory burch and everyone is annoyingly preppy. Basically all white girls obsessed with Starbucks and shopping and boys who think they are hilarious when they are actually stupid

OMGGG! I just got Starbucks and now I'm at school, berkeley preparatory school!!!! Lol

by _____unknown May 22, 2014

Artem Barkeine

A horny bastard. Also, annoying as hell.

"That guy is just like Artem!"

by 2cool2tell October 30, 2004

Berkeley

A city located near San Francisco. It makes Amsterdam look conservative. Once populated by hippies, it is now populated by dirty transients, hippies who think Jerry Garcia is still alive, and yuppies who think they are cool because they live in Berkeley. Due to their socialist government and lifestyle, the cost of living is high, which explains their declining population.

Someday a massive earthquake will hit Berkeley, and common sense will be restored to the Bay Area.

by wolfp10 December 28, 2005

Bocket

The female alternative to the frocket, or frat pocket. Also, called the boob pocket.

Once we thought all was lost, Katie pulled a pack of Parliaments out of her bocket, and we rejoiced.

by FratRow May 7, 2010