Bong Bukkake

The act of a bong splooging its water upon one's face.

Jack took some Bong Bukkake after that massive hit from the gravity bong!

by Ripzilla June 28, 2012

Bong Vibes

A Bong vibe is a vibe you get from certain(s) object that look like a bong.
Your mind transforms objects that look like it

“I’m getting BONG VIBES from A candle”
“I’m getting BONG VIBES from my dick”

by A man who loves bongs June 21, 2022

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

Kitty bong

A form of special meditation.

You roll up weed and put it into your whispering eye. You then light it and let it simmer. It lets you understand your inner self.

"You need to find your inner self, go kitty bong," said Clarice.

by Babylipslover May 1, 2014

bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

johny bong

Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.

Im so high, I smoked johny bong!

by Pineapple White July 28, 2016

Bong Rage

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

by Glusniffa April 26, 2016