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Curd Burger Blow Job 

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
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Job Blow 

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.
"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."
Job Blow by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013

blow up job 

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

blow jobber 

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.
That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.
blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
blow-jobbing by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

classy blow jobs 

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!