blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006

Blim

A small, possibly too little to share with you, amount of Cannabis.

Chris couldn't sell me any dope, but he did lend me a blim.

by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

third eye blind

a mixture of bad 90s pop sounds with horniness. its quite lovely actually.

semi charmed kind of life is a good song by third eye blind.

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009

blind

To get so intoxicated that you can hardly see. Usually chanted by lads between midday and 3 O'Clock on a match day!

Let's get blind, Let's get blind, Let's get blind!

by Marvo July 7, 2005

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 23, 2008

Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009