beatling

Listening to a lot of The Beatles music.

Jack: Watcha doing?
Steve: Beatling.
Jack: Mmmm, sounds relaxing.

by Jicib March 4, 2009

Beatling

Getting the nat king cole, doing the no pants dance, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, getting the Leg over!

He was beatling like a mad man last night, broke the bed!, Who was the girl he was beatling last night?..He's a chief Beatler!

by Boludinho December 11, 2009

Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Blathin

Blathin is a really funny, immature and loud (when u get to know them) person. Obsessed with Seals and Melanie Martinez. Great dancer, not very sporty though. Kind and generous. She is a short person with a HUGE forehead and a receding hairline. Everyone loves a Blathin.

Look at her dance! Must be a Blathin.

by BlairWillows November 4, 2019

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009