The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
by Fet Nite April 10, 2012
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by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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Colloquial form of 'Blatently', used to express agree ment about something, or to state something's obviousness.
Jenny: Are you going to watch Neighbours then?
Rth: BLATERS!!
or
I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon
Rth: BLATERS!!
or
I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon
by Mathamagician November 15, 2005
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blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
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b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...
b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...
a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.
b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.
b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
by winpie January 26, 2008
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