Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

pig in a blanket

Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.

Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.

by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007

Pig in a blanket

When a guy titty fucks a girl.

I flipped her over and gave her a Pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!

by rizzoli March 11, 2012

turd blanket

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008

The Blanket Treatment

The art of getting denied pussy by a girl cocooning herself with a blanked.

Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.

by AlmusBG March 3, 2014

Blanket Fair

A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.

Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"

by @kyleisversace October 28, 2013