Binger

Noun: A person, particularly a left wing, "Pier One Picasso" looking, activist authority figure, that is moronic to the point of being a virtue signal unto himself. A Binger is incapable of applying logic, wisdom, or discernment, and therefore must navigate their world solely on feelings. This often results in cringe worthy hypocrisy, gross misinterpretations of God given rights, and self care shopping sprees for skinny jeans and aroma therapy.

Who brought the Binger? This party was great until the Binger showed up. Did that Binger just make a White Russian with soy milk? Bingers and Mash.

by Everything is Borrowed November 16, 2021

binger

noun

1. Something that is in a state or condition of being floppy or limp.

2. Characterized by the absence of firmness or stiffness.

3. Male genitalia that is chronically flaccid and unable to erect.

4. A failed joke.

5. A loose booger, or piece of dried mucus from the nose, that is near the point of falling out of the nostril.

1. The man was unable to perform sexually because he had a binger.

2. No one laughed at his joke; it was a binger.

3. His hairstyle is a binger; the hairspray didn't hold.

4. He has a large green binger in his nose.

by fartsniffer98 November 16, 2021

bonnery

Bonnery is a shorty who has a lot of energy with a huge heart and strong grades she is smart and cool.

Bonnery is my life

by kakakalalaa October 25, 2022

banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

by boogiek March 22, 2023

Bonner bitch

When a girl give you a bonner just by lookin at them

Damn look at that bonner bitch over there

by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023

neck banner

Colorful scarf worn by men who won't admit to wearing a scarf.

The soccer fan wore proudly his neck banner in support of his team.

by bloodbooger June 20, 2014

coke bonner

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.

"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."

by Huntycfc91 December 16, 2015