Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
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Get the Jan Berentsen mug.Torch Bearer – A passenger in a vehicle who, in a selfless act of sensual yet sinful seduction, reaches across the center console and holds the shaft of the drivers erect penis as if it is the Olympic torch. Much like an Olympic torch bearer, a firm and steady grip at the base is essential to keep the torch steady and upright.
It can be seen as a silent symbol of comfort, encouragement, and romance — or a diabolical way to exert subtle power over a male BYU student.
It is the vehicular equivalent of soaking.
Torch bearing is one of the main causes of increased interest in off-road driving among unmarried BYU students. When off-roading over bumpy terrain, the torch bearer’s hand inevitably moves up and down—unintentionally, of course. Many BYU students are known to take the long and “adventurous” off-road route when dropping off their girlfriends after a date. During these rides, they can frequently be heard whispering: “Just hold it a little longer… hold it… hoooooold it.”
It can be seen as a silent symbol of comfort, encouragement, and romance — or a diabolical way to exert subtle power over a male BYU student.
It is the vehicular equivalent of soaking.
Torch bearing is one of the main causes of increased interest in off-road driving among unmarried BYU students. When off-roading over bumpy terrain, the torch bearer’s hand inevitably moves up and down—unintentionally, of course. Many BYU students are known to take the long and “adventurous” off-road route when dropping off their girlfriends after a date. During these rides, they can frequently be heard whispering: “Just hold it a little longer… hold it… hoooooold it.”
Jeremy’s body tensed when she reached across the console. Was this really happening? He had heard the legends of torch bearers, but he did not believe they were real. A smile soon spread across his face, Jill was indeed a torch bearer.
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The Jeep’s suspension wasn’t the most impressive demonstration of the night; Caitlyn’s torch bearer skills were on full display. It was clearly evident that she was not lying about the many compliments she’d received on her “excellent hand stability”.
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“I swear, Bishop,” Tyler said, sweating, “it was just a torch bearer situation… we weren’t even parked, I was driving and the trail was just so bumpy!”
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Parker: “Yeah I have done it, let me tell you, when you’re on the Torch Bearer trail you test your suspension…and your restraint.”
The boys: 🫨
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BYU’s off-roading club has unofficially changed its motto to: “Find a trail, bring the torch bearer, make it bumpy.”
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Nothing says, “I know you want to soak with me, but you’re driving and I cannot distract you too much,” like a firm yet caring grasp on his carrot ( penis 🙊).
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The Jeep’s suspension wasn’t the most impressive demonstration of the night; Caitlyn’s torch bearer skills were on full display. It was clearly evident that she was not lying about the many compliments she’d received on her “excellent hand stability”.
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“I swear, Bishop,” Tyler said, sweating, “it was just a torch bearer situation… we weren’t even parked, I was driving and the trail was just so bumpy!”
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Parker: “Yeah I have done it, let me tell you, when you’re on the Torch Bearer trail you test your suspension…and your restraint.”
The boys: 🫨
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BYU’s off-roading club has unofficially changed its motto to: “Find a trail, bring the torch bearer, make it bumpy.”
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Nothing says, “I know you want to soak with me, but you’re driving and I cannot distract you too much,” like a firm yet caring grasp on his carrot ( penis 🙊).
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2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
1. “He’s double-bearelled — Haas undergrad and CNR master’s.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
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