Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger

I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support

by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008

Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 25, 2019

Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100

Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"

by Wherearemyhands January 21, 2016

Bengay

A good description of the person Benjamin Nazif, who is the head of the 4th LGBTQABCDEbpmf revolution. He tends to force his gay tendencies on other random individuals. Can also be a verb.

Look! It's that Bengay fighting the Boyi!
*Sees another person* He's about to be Bengayed!

by Billsboard November 27, 2019

bengay

When someone named Ben decides not to pay rent.

Ben stopped paying rent so he had to move out back to his parents house because he was bengay.

by nomnomfeldom1234 December 7, 2009

Benjamin

$100

Me: How about you kills Joe?
Timothy: How about Benjamin joins the conversation?

by Dudeguyme November 3, 2013