bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

benchill

the ghetto of the shawes

man i got shot last week in benchill man

by danny from da shawes January 15, 2006

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005

benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. May 13, 2005

bench player

a substitute player.

The football team has only two bench players.

by uttam maharjan August 30, 2010

Benchod Singh

World class Marathon runner with intense Slow Twitch Muscle Fibres. Apparently related to the sexy stud Cam.

Usage:

"That Benchod Singh was a world-class marathon runner with amazing slow twitch muscle fibres."

by Max IsA Benchod June 2, 2019

bunchy

what happens to your vagina if you sit too long

I was in class and it got all bunchy, like there was sand in it or somethin.

by T in da hizay April 13, 2003