Jack Bauer

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

see best or greatest or even ultimate

2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.

Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.

by Rock Out January 25, 2005

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011

Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.

Bubba got his wife beater on.

by lilvoyce May 28, 2006

beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.

We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease

by hannah parker March 28, 2008

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

BeanerDew

A Mountan dew drank by beaners that have that crappy aftertaste, screw you ethan you beaner jew

Casey: Ethan you drank a beanerdew man!
Ethan: Why dident you tell me you beaner jew?

by Adrianmorgan August 16, 2012

Beaner Feener

Someone who mostly lusts after males or females of Hispanic descent.

OMG Tiffany is such a slutty beaner feener; it's no wonder she always hangs around construction sites and Taco Bells.

by IllumiMaTits July 25, 2015