beardcheese

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.

Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".

by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014

beach cruisers

Flip-flops, sandals, anything you wear at the beach.

A. Hey mate, have you seen my beach cruisers?
B. Ye', they're in the car.

by beach cruisers April 4, 2016

beachcombing

To take relaxing walks on the beach, collecting sea glass, stones, shells, and much more.

"Can't wait to go beachcombing again this week, it's been a while!"

by Богдан May 27, 2017

Beach bob

Beach bob is a term used within the game Ark Survival Evolved, generally to address another player of below average skill or experience. As a result of being incompetent these players usually cannot migrate from the spawn beaches, hence the name beach bob.

Thorny and Otrapq are probably two of the biggest beach bobs I have ever seen.

CaptainRexRyan only plays dedi servers cause he’s a bob.

by Durry muncha May 11, 2021

white beach

A beach where the drug trade is limited and acquiring recreational drugs becomes difficult; a problem arises because most youth seek drugs while at the beach even if they are not regular users back home.

Yo Keith when we go down to Ocean City you wanna get some weed?
Nah man, thats a white beach. Let's go down to Miami instead.

by KeiththeSneak January 6, 2008

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007