A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
Get the Apocalypse Cowmug. This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
Get the Cow Pattingmug. An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
by Lizmorg December 19, 2021
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Get the Magic Cowmug.