Brunchbro

When you can’t get a girlfriend so you get a Brunchbro

Yo jimmy why are you always with your Brunchbro? U know dang well I’ve been single for 14 years

by pridelove_swaglife December 15, 2017

Brunchopotamus

The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.

Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptism today? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.

by itszando June 2, 2018

brunch babe

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

by manillakilla August 30, 2018

Blunch

To grab a blunt and lunch.

“Hey man, I’m starving. Want to grab blunch”

by ThinkingBee December 27, 2018

bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.

These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.

by Ostříž March 5, 2019

Blunch

Eating a meal closer to lunchtime than breakfast. When a meal is more lunch than breakfast.

“Let’s go get some blunch”
“Some what?”
“Well it’s 1pm and it’s our first meal of the day”

by Blunchetta June 8, 2019

Brunch Hopping

The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.

"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"

by ammoclienad June 26, 2019