bagel belly

the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible

Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up

"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"

by babaganosshed February 19, 2015

bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

bagelettes

Babies of the mama bagel.

Mama Bagel and her bagelettes are hard at work in the bagel shop.

by BagelgirlBristol,TN October 19, 2017

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018

Bagel AF

When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.

John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!

by meggielouu September 6, 2019

Baeley

A brave strong young woman who is SEXY HOT. Crazy about animals but not that much about humans. Usually plays sports such as softball and who is CRAZY THICC because of it. Any person is lucky to be around a Baeley

Guy: man, I wish I could date Baeley but she is WAY out of my league .

Friend: yeah she is, she is soooo GORGEOUS!!

by Ur gay 101 October 15, 2019