Bates

To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night

Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend

My hair had all this bates in it

Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!

by McBabe12 March 6, 2009

Baterifica

The state of having poop on your penis

"Oh man, after I pulled out of her butt, I found an ass load of baterifica down there."

by Vtron700 April 6, 2005

Al bateen academy

Al bateen academy a school bunch of hot dumbass’s. Bunch of dumbass teachers who make you study a bunch of nonsense which never comes in exams. And students always have good smell however the school always smells like paint.

Damn you smell good are you in al Bateen academy?

by Your sad Af October 30, 2018

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012

batear chueco

In Spanish, "to bat for the other team," as in being homosexual.

Yo tengo un hermano que batea chueco.
I have a brother who bats for the other team (is gay).

Me gusta batear chueco porque me gustan los hombres.
I like to bat for the other team because I like men. (assuming the speaker is a man)

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009