Fake Baller 

One who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the Apple Store and don't even have enough money to buy lunch.

One who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.

"Arrrrrgh maaaate i'm broke as a joke!" (but still wearing All Saints trousers) - That is a fake baller!

Fake Baller by Puppa_Cunt_PC_argh_maate April 12, 2011

ultimo baller 

A baller to the ultimate level; a total sav.

'Hey did you see that guy Mateusz talking to that chick? Man that guy is an ultimo baller'

ultimo baller by Mateusz S. March 26, 2010

tax-time baller 

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.

Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......

tax-time baller by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014

certified baller 

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

certified baller by jdtitties April 24, 2010

stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)

Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok

stop posting about baller by siren head XD October 20, 2022

Pro Baller 

One who balls like a pro. If someone is baller at absolutely anything, he/she has the right to call themselves a pro baller. A pro baller tends to be "the shit".

Jon: "Nirman makes everything hilarious!"
Frank: "Yeah, and he a beast on the court."
Jon: "What a pro baller."

Pro Baller by 333221 October 31, 2011

Dead-Baller 

This is when someone is a shit footballer and has no ability of any sort

Le celso is a dead-baller

Dead-Baller by Anti le celso June 14, 2020