bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.

"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."

by srad April 4, 2015

Back to school

The most hated word! A word that every single kid is terrified off!

Jamie went to the store to get some good! Jamie also realized the {back to school} sign was up

Jamie ran.

by Gabby parker August 22, 2019

Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

corn-backed-rattler

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

by The Shocker November 28, 2002

mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

by milano88 January 27, 2009

Hartford Back Alley

When one accidentally licks a girls armpit that has deodorant applied, thus drying out their mouth.

I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.

by Salty EnYaMouthSon June 28, 2018