baboes

an overweight asian baby

I thought my baby was normal, than i found out it was a baboes.

by jangwang November 11, 2009

bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

moo babies

A ghetto term for a child, animal, or relatively anything.

That girl thinks she can touch my moo babies, she best be trippin'

by xyamakunx May 13, 2010

I Eat Babies

The act of eating live babies

I Eat Babies

by JJJ2 September 9, 2021

bumpin babies

(v.) The act of dealing Cheetos to an underage, cancerous Jellyfish.

"I know its dangerous but I can't stop bumpin babies with those poor invertabrate snack food lovers."

by Gangardo August 13, 2006

A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Jelly Babies

The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.

I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.

by The Jelly Baby Pirate January 7, 2011