in short for crackpot theory.
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021
Get the crack theorymug. The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018
Get the The Cat’s Crackmug. The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.
by mabeea July 4, 2010
Get the crack kneemug. by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
Get the Crack Jackermug. by Nearchow November 1, 2010
Get the Skype Crackmug. oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
by jerry james June 25, 2007
Get the cobweb crackmug. by fah q September 28, 2004
Get the high crackmug.