by lolololololololzz May 3, 2005
Get the billie joe armstrong mug.Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.
Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!
by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006
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Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
by Joshe November 12, 2008
Get the Lance Armstrong mug.Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
by Glennus March 13, 2008
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Get the Neil Armstrong mug.by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009
Get the Armstronging mug.It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian
by Lunchbox January 3, 2004
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