A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet
John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020
Get the Hard Applemug. by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015
Get the Apple Patchmug. by niggerapple January 9, 2009
Get the nigger applemug. Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
Get the Apple Jargonmug. An enchanted apple (A.K.A a notch apple or enchanted golden apple) is one of the most powerful food items in Minecraft. Gives effects such as Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and Fire Resistance.
by Sams Underntale October 10, 2019
Get the Notch Applemug. The simple-minded, over zealous followers and lovers of all things Apple. Worshipers of Steve Jobs, these people are known for spending ridiculous amounts of money just to have a picture of apple with a bite taken out of it on their electronics regardless of product performance or quality. Apple could come out with kuzoo and charge $100 for it and these people would still buy it. Apple sheep are often seen wasting countless days of their life putting work and families (not their moms) on hold waiting for the next Apple product. When these people discover news of Apple products or their leader Steve Jobs being down-graded and criticized they almost immediately get very, very cross and red in the face almost always resulting in them requiring to use their inhaler, only after which they then attempt to no avail pitifully defend their beloved Apple. These people can usually be seen driving a Prius while listening to Coldplay (on their plugged in ipod of course). Commonly referred to plainly as sheep.
I just saw an Apple Sheep getting a tattoo of Steve Jobs on his arm while waiting in line for the next ifill-in female sanitary product.
by TERRORMOTO March 26, 2011
Get the Apple Sheepmug. An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.
Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?
Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.
Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.
Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.
Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.
by Your pseudonymmmm April 1, 2013
Get the apple fanboymug.