paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.

Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

CAMERYN AGINS

cameryn agins is my bestfriend i love her to death but she also has no booty bad breath and no boobs but i still love her ohh and she has straight teeth so that’s good but follow us on tiktok- pyt..lileeahnaaa tiktok-camerynagins

dang uu love uu don’t look like cameryn agins .

by lileeahnaaa April 11, 2020

Solex Agitators

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.

Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.

by Kachumber May 7, 2020

SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 28, 2021

n_agit0

n_git0 otherwise known as pee or shinji._.ikari is a homosexual and an overall based person!! He is pretty funny and also plays Roblox!

“hey I heard ur freinds with n_agit0” said god “yeah I am in so cool right” said poo

by dirkstriderfan August 5, 2021

Wes’aGinny

Hulking, patch bearded, West Virginian mountain man of legend. Sometimes mistaken for the Cryptid Sasquatch but can be distinguished by his bloody overalls and his tattered straw hat. He hides along the highways and byways in West Virginia waiting on unsuspecting motorists to pull over so that he can steal their legs. Legs are considered a delicacy in West Virginia. There’s an entire underground market run by a frail, wire haired man named Cotton Peanut. Wes’aGinny often works alone but sometimes employs a cohort named Aberdeen in his leg harvesting activities.

You don’t want to drive by way of West Virginia, Wes’aGinny’ll eat your legs

by Big big biscuit November 6, 2022