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The Roberto

When you are receive a handjob on a riding lawnmower. In reference to the water boy’s dad name Roberto.

So we were just taking care of the yard and she came over and gave me the Roberto, wasn’t to bad had to finish the yard after.

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To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

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