aged beef

Noun-mature person of ideal character
Adjective- Often used instead of 'awesome'
Slang- beef, the beef, mr. beef, beefster

Hope you're havin fun with the aged beef

by meatman1 July 25, 2010

Smoking age

The age you can smoke at

What is the smoking age?

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Age Fever

younger person(male or female) falls in love with an older person(male or female) and vice versa.

First Example:"Scott has caught the Age Fever once he found out that his foreign girlfriend Julia he has been dating is 30 and Scott is only 25. Scott didn't like the fact that this woman was older then him, but he loves all of the quality's that this woman had. His foreign girlfriend has all the feminine quality's that a man could ever ask for."

Second Example:
michael-"I'm just not into girls anymore"
james-"Hey bro, i'm into guys too"
michael-"No no no no.......thats not what i mean't. I'm into grown women"
ted-"oooooh my god, Michael just caught the Age Fever"

by princeauron April 5, 2016

Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

by xp72 April 27, 2023

F-age

To get a major F on your reports, HSC - etc.

To fail terribley.

i got major F-age on my last text i did.

by thedevilscandii September 1, 2009

Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.

"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"

by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023