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Daddy Yankee

a queer who cant speak english,wears tight fitting caps and garbles out words over a repetitive and annoying beat, made a song with snoop dogg and made a song about gasoline because of his apparant lack of creativity.

un-documented refugees from cuba and PR see him as if he were God
you: did you hear daddy yankees new song?

me: yes i did, i enjoyed trying to decypher what the hell hes trying to say
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The New Yankee Workshop 

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

nasty yankee

When a man shits in a womans mouth, and she then proceeds to give him head
My dick is still brown from when Aubrey gave me a nasty yankee!
nasty yankee by Kyle bitch May 8, 2008

damn yankee 

Yankee: A northerner who vacations in the south and then goes back up north.

Damn Yankee: A northerner who vacations in the south and stays.
See that those people from up north moving into the house across the street? Yep, them damn Yankees intend to stay!
damn yankee by aerafin July 20, 2012

dirty yankee 

When you get an excruciatingly painful twist in your muscle.
got a dirty yankee last night and it hurt.
dirty yankee by bigpenis March 30, 2020

damn yankee 

Someone born in the Midwest or Northeast and has the personality traits of a Northerner. In other words, ME.
I am just another damn yankee. So sue me.

damn yankee 

Someone from the North who moves to the South.

Compared to the hospitable, kind, social Southerners, they are usually rude, stuck-up, and just plain mean at times.
Hey! That Damn Yankee just broke in line!!
damn yankee by J_Leigh July 26, 2007