the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

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Ok Yankee

A phrase that you can say to a yankee when they say something you don't agree with or something completely stupid.

Yankee: "The South is just made up of a bunch of Trump supporters and yee yees."

Me: "Ok Yankee."

by DeepFriedEggs July 2, 2020

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Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

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When someone pulls up to a STOP sign, slows down, and then keeps driving instead of coming to a complete stop. STOP signs become YIELD signs basically. Called "Yankee Stop" because Yankees (specifically New Yorkers) can't drive.

Person 1: *slows down at stop sign, looks around, keeps driving*
Person 2: Bruh, you just did a yankee stop

by yo͝ormämɡā June 12, 2021

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Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

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Yankee Bomber

1. Adj. A Yankee fan who never shuts up about the Yankees.

2. Adj. A Yankee fan who talks shit even when the Yankees lose.

3. Adj. A Yankee fan who wears more than 1 piece of Yankee apparel in public.

1. Him: "The Yankees are fucking awesome bro!" You: "It's December, don't be a fucking Yankee Bomber."

2. Him: "The Red Sox are terrible, they can't win for shit" You: "Fuck off you Yankee Bomber, The Red Sox just beat the Yankees 10-0."

3. You: " Yo Danny, look at that fucking Yankee Bomber over there."

by Every fan of every other team! June 11, 2011

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