when you really want to call someone a tool but the singular "tool" doesn't cover the tool-ness of the situation. A Yankee Workshop is a glorified tool shed which is where you keep any number of tools.
Dude 1: Are you seeing X right now? He's being a complete tool.
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fucking yankee workshop!
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fucking yankee workshop!
by tenragan September 1, 2017
The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.
by radadam March 24, 2008
by Matt OC April 25, 2010