woof

A woof is someone who punches a lot of woof-tickets. Although its archaic definition is "someone who is bullshitting," the term has gained several nuances and deviations from its original meaning. Now, the term has come to be synonymous with a “loser.”

NDong has punched so many tickets this week.
Yeah, I think he is having a woof raffle in his room.

by Bonafice April 11, 2006

woof

The sound emitted from a vehicle when the transmission is placed in neutral and the accelerator is depressed. Used as a form of intimidation among racers, and often misused at inappropriate times by amateurs. Can be amplified with devices such as a glasspack and can be performed while the vehicle is in motion or while it is stopped.

"He thinks he's the man, huh? Woof it and show him who's boss."
"That dude is woofin' it like he's someone special."

by zilofon March 23, 2005

Womf

A cunty woman however NOT a feminist. It can be used in substitution of “bitch”

“U tis a gae womf”

“HEY WOMF HOW IS U”

by Shawnquisha May 11, 2018

womfg

woah-oh-my-fucking-god

womfg their hott!!!?
woah oh my fucking god its too hot today!!?

by x-KAY-x August 10, 2006

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

woodfest

A festival of wood, held over 3 days in North Wales, attracting chainsaw carvers, lumberjacks, pole climbers, tree surgeons, traditional woodworkers, wood turners, forestry professionals, artists and crafts people and over 20,000 members of the public.

Are you going to Woodfest this year?

by matthewimage January 16, 2009

woofinsnitzle

Very expensive dog food that needs to refridgerated.

I need to buy our glorious dog some woofinsnitzle.

by fire truck with a mustache April 5, 2010