Wintermission

An unseasonably low-temperatured day or days, sandwiched between two days of milder temperatures.

Did you see the forecast for next week? Looks like we're going to have a wintermission on Wednesday and Thursday.

by tinyvictories March 18, 2011

Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur

"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"

by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012

winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.

Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.

by Red Feather August 1, 2013

Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.

- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.

by WittyGolgi August 2, 2013

Winter Cat

A person that can either be a manchild or a assfaggot

"That guy in Steam Chat the other day was being a total Winter Cat

by monsterlover69 December 26, 2014

winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.

Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.

by Urbandictress November 28, 2015

Winter Grass

Winter Grass is when a woman stops shaving during the colder months. Then resumes proper shaving habits during the warmer months.

Hey Michelle just because it's winter doesn't mean you have to let the winter grass grow.

by Oliver Ripley October 6, 2016