Next Weekend

The weekend after this weekend.
For example, if it's Tuesday September 14th, the first day of Next Weekend is Saturday September 25th.

Curt: Are we gonna party next weekend?

Jordan: Yeah, cause I'm too busy to party this weekend.

by tumelo September 13, 2021

Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Weeksy

A fat scouser in a leather suit who's only purpose is to be ass fucked.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.

I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!

by rockchawk November 18, 2010

Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.

Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010

Tylenol Weekend

When a number of things are irritating or causing you problems at once. The reference comes from describing a porn scene where a girl took double anal from a group of guys. Someone said, "She was having a Tylenol Weekend."

Bob can't find his keys, wallet, and he is running late for work - he must be having a Tylenol Weekend.

by Doc Irysch August 1, 2009

rotating weekends

The invention of awful management not be able to adequently staff. the person that makes the schedule is a loser who has nothing to do on weekends and wants all other coworkers to suffer with them. a glimpse of hell. never being able to dedicate the weekends to something you love.

Rotating weekends means working every other weekend, or every third weekend.

by A pharmacy worker December 9, 2011