Deshaun Watson Special

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.

Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.

by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024

Dubry Watson

As some people say... Dubry watson
A posh extended version of the word dubry

Pass me the dubry watson

by Germanplantpot8 December 22, 2024

Thomas Watson

Absolute legend of an IT guy.

That guy is a total Thomas Watson! He fixed my projector! Wait.....it's already broken again.

by meowmeow199477 March 6, 2026

Nigga Watson

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.

Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Wren Watson

A short person with anger issues and a intense urge to steal and harass people who are taller than them

She is being a real Wren Watson

by Caleb Stooksbury June 11, 2025

going to see Watson

Euphemism for taking opiates. Derived from loratabs/hydrocodone pills labelled "Watson 540"

"I'm going to see Watson."
"No, I can't drive. I went to see Watson like six times today."

by RedConversation May 4, 2012

Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018