maximoffs.void

loves Wanda ofc + funko pops

":3"

maximoffs.void has great edits

by stormismywife February 18, 2022

Careful of his voodoo.

A warning to a friend who runs the risk of arguing or feuding with with someone obviously smarter, more talented, or dangerous to them.

Matt wants you to go to the skate park with him? Yo, careful of his voodoo.

Ryan keeps sending snakes to my house. I'm trying be very careful of his voodoo.

by Maat_Himself September 27, 2011

Complaints of Void

When a large number of customers continually request something, and the company doesn’t have it—for instance, Threads lacks some must-have features that are presently available on X, formerly Twitter.

Complaints of void are free, valuable feedback, as they expose unmet needs—they are gold mines of opportunity that your competitors could seize to put you out of business.

by Fasters September 10, 2023

voodew

Excellent halo 2 player that can do more then 2 things at once

Last night, VooDew was sucking my balls while playing halo 2

by Joker911 May 2, 2005

E-voiding

To cybertronically avoid a person by blocking them on Facebook, Messenger or other social networking or cybertronic methods of communication because they are anoying, strange, always want to talk or just because you just dont really like them but dont want to delete them because then you'll have 299 friends, not 300.

Tarquin: Gee Willikers, Rupert is so monotonous he always messages me on MSN about the most boring things, im going to E-void him from now on.

Tyrell: Shit son, Shyronda aint been on no Facebook for a long time, i think bitch be E-voiding me!

Geoff: Im really not very fond of Jerome, I find him to be most unfamiliar. I have henceforth decided to E-void him by giving him limited profile on Facebook. I'd delete him but then Edward would have more friends than me and thats just not acceptable...

Jenny: Who's this weirdo from school thats added me on MSN? Im going to E-void him like the plague.

by Collett88 September 24, 2009

Voodoo Chile

Someone who claims to channel Jimi Hendrix's spirit.

An artist paints an abstract picture that ends up looking like the face of Jimi Hendrix. Hence The Voodoo Chile artist was only a medium from the spiritual world to the material world.

by suburbansista October 1, 2009

Voodoo Pirate

One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one and only god, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. These people are so forth known as Voodoo Pirates, and their powers are called VooDooM. These powers consist of incredible charm, sexual abilities, and good looks(a power commonly known throughout all Pirates), Weaponry with the inability to be misplaced (usually two muskets that never run out of ammunition and only need to be cocked on dramatic occasions which, at any time, can be replaced with a single shot rifle with the same rules, and not to forget, a crazy pirate saber.) , Voodoo dolls, swordsmanship skills, Ships on fire (blue fire)and flying sharks for very few special commanders, incredibe talent in weaponry, knack for theivery, and a sweet hat, dreds and/or bandana. These Voodoo Pirates are incredibly rare, meant to lead a crew of Pirates against ninjas. They only exist in people proven to be specifically chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, those who have escaped the clutches of crazy hermit babes, those who have been challenged with VooDooM, and come out on top in a dishonorable and pirate-like manner, captains of Pirate Crews before reading or enlightenment of this article, and True Ninjas turned to the pirate side. There are very few that were born with these Voodoo powers, but signs do not begin to show until mid puberty. The Second Mate of a Voodoo Pirate may also gain powers up to a full-fledged Voodoo Pirate if deemed worthy to have by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gaining of VooDooM will cancel out all alliances with ninjas and disable all ninja powers.

Pirate 1: OH MY GOD!!!
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*

by -VooDooM- August 19, 2006