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vegetarian 

The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
vegetarian by Cult Watcher April 6, 2003
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semi-vegetarian 

a complete moron for using the word to define their diet. a person who eats only some types of meat, yet still has the nerve to label themselves. they eat fish or birds, but no cows, pigs, whatever. somehow they think that the big animals are animals, and the little ones are plants. they aren't strong enough to eliminate all meats from their diet like real vegetarians.
'yea i eat chicken and fish, but i wanna sound cool so i'll say i'm a 'type' of vegetarian'
semi-vegetarian by emohammers February 18, 2004

vagitarianism 

Tina thought she was straight, but converted to vagitarianism after spending an amazing night with Alice.
vagitarianism by Elena17 June 10, 2012

Vegetarian 

The worst lifestyle anyone could possibly choose.

They typically go by the term "asshole" because of the shitty "too good for you" attitude they carry around in that tiny dick.

Being vegetarian causes ones dick to commonly shrink, being unattractive. Vegetarian females tend to have a bushy pussy also very unattractive and causes their breasts and ass to flatten.
Zoe: umm is there a vegetarian option?
Meat eaters: suck it up it's just a cow
Zoe: meat is murder!
Meat eaters: stfu bitch, nobody loves you
Vegetarian by Load.... November 8, 2019

Drug Vegetarian 

Someone who uses only natural, plant and fungus related drugs and substances. a drug vegetarian will not take laboratory-made or pill form substances.
junkie: hey man you wanna try some Ecstasy?

Drug Vegetarian: no sorry man, I'm a drug vegetarian.

Junkie: oh ok. you wanna go smoke some weed?

Drug Vegetarian: Sure!

virgitarian 

a person who only eats virgins.
Girl #1: do you think John likes me?
Girl #2: no, he's a virgitarian
virgitarian by autumnintexas September 19, 2009

vegetarians 

woah though people are vegetarians
vegetarians by cheer4rhams101 November 15, 2007