Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

Valderiona

She beautiful , amazing , and smart . She makes everybody laugh and smile all day long . She too kind and sometime mean . She can fight over her family she step .

Uhh .... Valderiona ur too cute

by Wyatt wise November 23, 2021

Valdeir

Valdeir is described as a kind, loving and caring soul. He is loyal, passionate and loves his family and friends to the moon and back. He has an infectious smile, a heart warming laugh and is madly and deeply in love with his husband Antoine. He's Brazilian, so he can get intense at times. But once you get to know him in a deeper level, you will see that the intensity comes from the fire within him that burns bright. He is smart, funny, and most of all, there is no one else in the world like him.

I felt so special during our date night, he was so valdeir throughout dinner.

by @twizzy604 November 23, 2021

Valdesuso

Nobody has this last name I swear. Only me.

How do you say your last name?
Valdesuso
Oh

by Uhoh1717 April 5, 2023

devon valdez'd

Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.

Broad use in northern texas.

"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."

"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."

by XXXCanadianGod<3CS+DV July 16, 2008

Oscar Valdes

Jail Cell

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated

by Craks December 9, 2019

vader tim

someone with his own made up accent. he likes to dick people in cars moving at 120 mph. will do anything you tell him to. his legs are made out of metal.

vader tim just lost his virginity to a 500 pound black lady.

by sdfgdsf October 17, 2008