northern virginia 

The armpit of Washington, D.C. AKA "Nova" (not to be confused with the local Northern Virginia Community College, which is also known colloquially by that name), this suburban area is known for its excessive, endless traffic, regardless of the time of day, and for its extremely high quantity of generic douchebags wearing brown flip-flops. There isn't really a cultural vibe associated with this area, as a lot of the population is transplants from other places who moved there for business reasons (as opposed to NYC or Boston, for example). Therefore, it is overpopulated and sucks ass. However, you can always grab a cup of coffee at the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks.

Bob: Hey, look at that guy over there with brown flip-flops. He seems like a douche.
John: Yeah, I bet he's from Northern Virginia.

"We've got dudes in brown flip-flops, dudes in brown flip-flops- HOLY CRAP WHY ARE ALL THESE DUDES WEARIN' BROWN FLIP-FLOPS?????" -Remy in "The Arlington Rap," which talks about a specific city in Northern Virginia, but that particular part can be applied to the whole area.

Eric: There's nothing to do here, man...
Bob: Well, it's Northern Virginia, what do you expect?

Person stuck in traffic: OMG I HAVE LITERALLY MOVED 10 FEET IN THE LAST HALF HOUR, FUCK NORTHERN VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

James: Hey man, you wanna go to the Starbucks?
Billy: Which one?
James: The one in Arligton.
Billy: Dude, there are like 15 there.
James: The one at Ballston.
Billy: You mean the one in the mall, or the one right outside the mall?
James: Gahhhhhh I hate Northern Virginia!

northern virginia by t3h133t0str1ch April 29, 2011

West Virginia's middle finger 

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

West Virginia's middle finger by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Strasburg Virginia 

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

Strasburg Virginia by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

eastern shore of virginia 

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

eastern shore of virginia by HotWings December 28, 2005

Northern Virginia 

Northern Virginia is a vast wasteland of overpriced, cheaply build, homogenous real estate that is inhabited by "upper-crust of society" suburbanites with no sense of community or civic responsiblity to others. Generally the people who live here are rude, elitest, pampered, disconcerned, ineffectual and perfectly content with the aformentioned.

Welcome to Northern Virginia, please leave your soul at the Stafford County line.

Northern Virginia by Rezilution October 7, 2008

Marlboro Virginia Blend 

The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.

smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!

Marlboro Virginia Blend by mr. smooth operator November 21, 2007

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic 

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009