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Ultimate Frisbee

A fast paced competitive game between 2 teams, requiring cardio, stamina, agility and strong communication. Sportsman ship is key, and fun lies at the heart of the game.
Hey guys! We should get a pick up game of Ultimate Frisbee going! You up for it?
by stumpy013 September 16, 2014
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Ultimate Frisbee

Quite possibily the worst game ever invented. For people that are worthless, and good at nothing else. No skill necessary, no refs, or anything else that defines a sport.
"I would rather eat skunk shit than play ultimate frisbee."
by shitbrain March 9, 2009
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Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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ultimate blowjob

When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.
" Woah I had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate blowjob."
by ralph mayhem June 20, 2006
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Ultimate Goal

Doing two chicks at the same time
Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.
by HTHEOS February 21, 2009
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Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009
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ULTIMATE DECEIT

Finding out the person you have been with for close to 7 years (CP) is the one person you swore you would never FUCK with, then you realize that you were the #1 participant in a game that only PLAYERS knew you were not going to win at any given time, Now the game is over and you sit back and think to yourself you should have FORFEITED along time ago......
CP finally showed his true colors and committed the ultimate deceit against KH after 7 years!
by K.Hynes January 23, 2008
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