typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008

Typosis

a fake disease that makes you make typos, used as a joke among people mostly on a forum but also in chatrooms.

person 1: I can't go to the moveis
Person 2: Typosis strikes again!

by lumallama November 2, 2008

type x

1) highest line of alpine subwoofers.
2) subs God has in his car

My alpine type x doesn't sound like a drowned out fart like buddy's kickers.

by SH_GN August 13, 2009

typekwando

Using text on the internet for self-defense.

When someone says something discouraging, or personally harmful about your post, or character on the internet. (Usually in text.)

Respond with some typekwando.

by Stephan Mrigesh October 20, 2009

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

typityposen

a person who tends to make a lot of typos when writing or chatting online.

Me: Sign... I've had a terrible day.
Coco: you mean sigh, you typityposen.

by <3coco23 December 14, 2011

Typhoonwes

A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.

I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.

by Master_chief2727 March 21, 2012