twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009

twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009

Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Roblox Twitter

Never Look it up on google or safari.

DONT LOOK UP ROBLOX TWITTER YOUR EYES WILL NEED BLEACH

by LilTankman March 29, 2020

twitter off

1. polite or not so polite way of telling someone to go do something else.

2. fuck off, shag off, wank off, get the fuck out, take a hike, get lost, scram, go diddle on your computer, beat it.

1. At the very moment Newman reached the fever pitch of agitating Kramer with trivial nonsense, Cosmo bellowed, "twitter off", turned his back and slammed the door.

2. Sammie ranted and raved and prevaricated until his host gnashed his teeth and suggested, "TWITTER OFF" in a low and menacing voice.

by gruntlestiltskin July 3, 2009

TwitterJail

When you tweet 116 tweets within 1 hour. Twitter locks you out and you will not be able to tweet until the next hour.

I promo'd so hard I was put in Twitterjail 3x in one day.

by TracieBLovely April 7, 2011

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009