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tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 May 31, 2016
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Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet
Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.
by DanDoellion August 17, 2011
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Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.
Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."
by Kenepin July 18, 2022
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tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.
Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!
by BadSon October 5, 2009
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My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.
Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!
by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022
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Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs
Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.
by wyattthepro April 8, 2024
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crafting a tweet

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
by mortwister March 16, 2018
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