Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008

twat

An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.

Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old.

I know- she is such a "twat."

Agreed.

by lihop2u August 26, 2010

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009

twat

Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.

Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"

(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."

by elleoelle October 12, 2009

twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011

Twat-Bomb

The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.

(The female version of a Tea Bag)

EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?

Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.

EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.

by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009

lock twat

Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".

by Sully baby March 1, 2009