The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.
My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.
by heyufck December 30, 2012
Get the Tabletubby mug.(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.
Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!
Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )
Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )
Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
by underthegun42 June 18, 2013
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by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016
Get the table head mug.A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
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by She_knows_it November 15, 2016
Get the table pounder mug.Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table joke mug.To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
Get the Table fluff mug.An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
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