turaya

Turaya is a shit cook but somehow makes it work. She laughs at people when they hurt themselves (when she is drunk). Huge fan of the classic film Magic Mike.

"Turaya got hit by a bus. What a shame.

by efif October 17, 2023

pink turban

End of penis or Knob.

“She sucked so hard she nearly ripped of his pink turban.”

by Nedbundy November 15, 2019

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Butt Turf

The hair on a hairy man’s ass

Dude could braid that butt turf

by Surf&ButtTurf February 20, 2022

Tennessee Turf Ass

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole

“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”

by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023

Croydon surf n turf

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016