Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018

Trumpet

UK slang word for cocaine.

Lets go score some trumpet.

by EzGoingKev December 25, 2008

trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.

Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Trumpled

1. To be verbally trampled by Trump supporters.

2. The vapid onslaught of commentary on behalf of Trump's minions after attempting dissemination of information that contradicts his agenda (also known as "the truth").

I'm so sick of being Trumpled every time I share an insightful, non-partisan article on Facebook.

by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017