Go and play with the traffic 

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

Go and play with the traffic by MIKE 44 June 1, 2009

crosstown traffic 

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

crosstown traffic by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

slovakian traffic cone 

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

slovakian traffic cone by DankDread September 28, 2020

Stop and go traffic 

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.

Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.

Stop and go traffic by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012

Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee 

When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.

When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.

Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.

Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee by mlhiss January 10, 2014

traf (verb, from "traffic") 

traf v (back-formation from traffic) - to drive in heavy traffic, to be held in traffic, to trail in slow traffic.

Back-formation is the creation of a simpler or shorter form from a pre-existing more complex form: "edit" from "editor," "intuit from intuition."
Now, "traf" from "traffic."

I traffed for an hour before I could get home.
I've been traffing for two hours before I could even stop by a gas station to have a cup of coffee.

traf (verb, from "traffic") by Mikhail Epstein November 8, 2003

Jew Traffic

Traffic or Congestion in a place with a large jewish population, such as NY, LA, or Miami. To be stuck in a large group of people on the sidewalk in a overpopulated area.

I was Half an hour late for work, navigating through the Jew Traffic on 7th Avenue.

Jew Traffic by KarmaKitten March 1, 2009